Irony of These 25 Years
January 20, 2007
Martyrs and Saints
January 23, 2007

1) Catholics should take baking lessons from Lutherans.
2) All communion wine should be kosher.
3) Preaching should be a conversation.
4) Ceremonies should never be exclusive.
5) Coffee and doughnuts after service should be changed to V8 and whole wheat bagels.
6) Retreats should be offered to get away from church.
7) Sometimes, we should ask questions. During service.
8) If you can’t sing, at least mouth the words enthusiastically.
9) Baptism is implied.
10) Everyone must share ______________. Otherwise, you’re missing the point.

1 Comment

  1. Anonymous says:

    Wow, you have been busy writing! I love the 9.5 theses.

    Amanda

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