Inspired by the imaginative and adventurous world of Harry Potter, I have decided to begin writing my own 7-part series–centered around the evil world of cooking. With the help of one Jenna Rhodes, I have compiled this list of the best novella titles you will ever read! (Please note: this statement has not been reviewed or approved by people with real literary taste)

Book 1: Neville Winston and the Cornucopia of Deceit
Book 2: Neville Winston and the Saucepan of Insanity
Book 3: Neville Winston and the Chinois of Chaos
Book 4: Neville Winston and the Fine Mesh Strainer of Doom
Book 5: Neville Winston and the Dastardly Depouillage
Book 6: Neville Winston and the Nefarious Nectarine
Book 7: Neville Winston and the Cream Puff Catastrophe

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