Deep Thoughts: Turkey Heist

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I was watching Black Adder’s Christmas special tonight, following an indulgent Thanksgiving meal, and it occurred to me that it would be funny if someone made off with our turkey.

Just like that. No O’Henry irony, just … no turkey.

Then, Thanksgiving would be nothing more than drinking gravy and getting sauced while skirting awkward political discussions with family members you only see once a year.

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